No One Plays With Me Anymore

Justified Panic

This is panic at realizing I have not posted in nearly a week.

This is also general panic at the stress that the holidays seem by necessity to create.

This is essentially panic at realizing the inevitable shortcoming of meeting the perceived expectations of others and the consequential impossible expectations of myself.

Don't panic unless it is justified.

Phantom Pains

This is how it works...

Wind Beast

Artificial Happiness

Ouch.

Twisted Ideas

Your "no" sounds an awful lot like "yes."

One of the biggest problems facing the world today.

Enunciate, please.

I Hate Broken Coffee

I'm Anxious About my Future

Death pangs are still present,
Midst the most joyous of occasions.

Who said anything about being happy?

Well, who?

Well...

Improper expectations lead to improper lives.

Stabbing Pro

Be good at what you do.

In other news, if you have not seen it yet, here is a link to my new book website.

New Book!

As promised, I have some really exciting news to share: I have decided to launch my own book subscription service. Essentially I will be creating one book every three months which I will then mail out to subscribers.

In order to get better acquainted with the self-publishing process, though, I decided to use my alphabet creatures to create a simple test book entitled "Kamooks and Ploggits." The above image is consequently the cover of that book.

Please check out my new book website to see what you think.

As also promised, there is indeed a way for you to read "Kamooks and Ploggits" without buying a copy. If you click here and sign up for my mailing list, you will get immediate access to a pdf of the book. Furthermore, as I publish new books every three months you will receive links in your e-mail box to view the new pdfs.

I realize you are probably not as excited by all of this as I am. That is okay, but I hope it at least makes you smile a little.

I would even take a smirk.

Z is for Zollard

In looking back at when I posted "Y is for Yicklepus" I am shocked to see it has been six months. I never intended it to be so long before posting "Z". However, I do feel justified in that I can post this with some exciting news. I have just finished assembling an alphabet book with all of these creatures.

I self-published the book, and it will be available later this week. While I would greatly appreciate any sales from this project, I understand that most people will not be able to contribute in this way. This being the case, I will soon announce a way for anyone to view a free pdf of the book.

In an effort to try your patience, I am going to ask you to wait just a couple days more, after I make a large announcement...